Hey, yeah, wow! Crazy…
Like yeah! We’re here talking to the one and only Gareth ‘Gaz Top’ Jones about
the greatest, most rad programme eva! Yeah! Cool! Get Fresh was a fantazimo show, yeah, coolio, each week they would take their spaceship ‘The Millennium Dustbin’ – I know, crazy right! – to a new place and blow their minds!
And yeah, don’t forget Gilbert – ew, he was
totally gross! An alien with a snotty nose! Oh ya! He was, like totally cool
though!
So why did 'Gaz Top' have
to go? And the hair with it! They
were, like, so totally hiptastic!
"I had set my mind
on presenting Tomorrow's World and figured I would never
be given the opportunity with my nickname Gaz Top, Gareth Jones sounded a
little more reasonable and I wanted people to realise I was a Welshman
too. The hair went so I could have a lie-in in the morning because it
took a full 45 minutes of crimping and back-combing and spraying whilst hanging
upside down in order to perfect "The Top/The Kingfisher or The Anvil"
as variations of my hairstyle was known as by my gang."
The show was a total trip,
how did you get the job?
"I took a phone call at Music
Box in early 1986 (where I was a VJ at the time) saying that
Janet Street-Porter wanted to meet me, and would I be interested in
doing a Saturday morning live children's programme for ITV. I'd never set out
to be a kids' presenter, but this show sounded cool, dark, a bit edgy - and had
a theme tune by Mick Jones of Big Audio Dynamite. Sounded like my
kind of thing."
So, like that Gilbert
dude was a total crazefest, What happened to him? did he crumble in a dusty
pile of old rubber?
"The Gilbert puppet (made
for us by Spitting Image creators Fluck & Law) is still just-about
serviceable although the latex is splitting in a number of places. Phil
Cornwell has him in his living room, in a flight case, he uses it as a coffee
table."
Ew… Did he get much snot
on you?
"All my jackets and shirts
from 1987-1988 were massively stained on one shoulder or the
other - if not both. Gilbert's snot was KY Jelly, that stuff leaves its
mark."
I heard that the
brilliant Phil Cornwall did the voice of Gilbert... Did he hide under the
desk?
"He lay down on his back
under the sofa we sat on in the Millennium Dustbin with a TV monitor on
his chest, wearing sunglasses, and smoking a fag. Proper rock 'n roll. He is a close mate even today
some 27 years later."
Ha Ha Gnarly! So, What was
it like working for Janet Street Porter?
"Tremendously easy, she
was a great boss - she makes clear decisions and gives great guidance, she
either loved something, or utterly hated it, no in-between. You can work with
that kind of thinking. Also she's a big softy. I am very fond of her."
I hear you speak fluent
Welsh? Has this helped your career in anyway? Is it, like, your mother tongue
or something?
"I am a fluent Welsh
speaker, although you probably can't tell because my north-eastern Wales accent
sounds quite Scouse or Lancastrian to most ears. Yes speaking Welsh has got me
work, I appeared a few times made in a drama series made in the Welsh
language called Mwy 'Na Phapur Newydd (More Than A
Newspaper). Acted in 30 episodes of Clwb Clebran (Chatter
Club) teaching Welsh as a second language, and made countless radio episodes of
the show too."
OMG I totally heard you,
like roadied for U2, is that the truth?
"Yep, for 3 months on the War tour
in the USA in 1983. The band I roadied for (for 5 years) The Alarm were
supporting U2, and part-way through the tour Larry Mullen asked me if
would also work for them too, I was Bono's cable basher during their set. I would catch him when he
jumped off the PA during "The Electric Co". I was strong in those
days, arms like a roadie."
So, who was your
favourite guest on Get Fresh then? and why?
"Easy, having Slade on one
of the shows we did in Carlisle was a MASSIVE personal treat. I've been a
Slade fan since I was 10, and still am today. Getting to know that band because
of television is still one of the best things that could ever happen
to one of their fans."
Get Fresh was genuinely a
bizarre and anarchic show! Do you think the kids TV format has changed
much over the years? Which shows to you rate?
"It's been a while since
I've watched any Saturday morning TV - I did enjoy the BBC's Live 'N Deadly a few years ago - a lot of what that show
did was in Get Fresh, glad to see it again, thought they
did a great job"
I had like a total crush
on you as a kid... Does that freak you out? Did you get much fan mail from
teenage girls?
"We used to get loads and
loads of mail, six and a half million people watched Get Fresh every
Saturday and a lot of them wrote in - everybody got a reply..........I hope. I
am always flattered when I hear people were fans of mine, that is both
wonderful and a great privilege to have been given the opportunity to be put in
that position. I have a real fan boy mentality myself (Slade/ Manics/Star
Trek/any real space farers. so I get it completely."
You must have some fun
stories… Any thing you can share?
"I whispered something
verrrrry rude in Kylie Minogue's ear just as we went live on air once - I did
it to get a smile from her, she looked tired, she'd just landed from
Australia. We got a smile..... but I got a slap."
Awesome!
I was hoping we would see
the rise of the Millennium Dustbin in the year 2000, It should come back and
land on my local beach... If it did, who would you cast as the
presenters?
"I'd have the
delicious Jena-Louise Coleman, the mighty smart Fran Scott, the ageless Gilbert
The Alien ...and a young up-and coming Welsh lad called Gareth Jones.
Thank you Gaz - Yes,
however much you cut your hair or call yourself Gareth, you will always be Gaz
Top to me!!!
I accept: Gar, from Welsh
people,
Gal, from Londoners,
Ga from
Violet
and Gaz or Toppy from
anyone who knew me as that,
but Gareth to those who
know me."
Yeah Fanks Gaz, wow,
that was totally, like blow your mind radonculously rad! Yeah! Wow! Righteous!
Now turn to page 26 for a wowza recipe for green Gibert
Muffins and a how to achieve the perfect Gaz Top mullet.
Awesome!!!! I LOVED Gaz Top and Gilbert! I can't take Chris Packham seriously either as in my mind he will always have THE HAIR! Next, Sandy Toscvig (sp?!!) about the sandwich game on Number 72 please. I wanted to play that game so much!
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