Showing posts with label Steve Martin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steve Martin. Show all posts

Sunday, 15 March 2015

Going Ape with Don McLeod

So, there I was, mooching about the Bronx Zoo, minding my own business, not gettin' under any ones feet, doin' my own thing, not botherin' no one, well I say not botherin'...  I do like to taunt the animals, you know?  In their cages like, wrong I know, but I had nuttin' better to do all day and what the hey... Huh?!

Born and bred Newyorker I am and I love this this city, I love the people, I love the food and I love this god damn zoo... I had retired early, I say retired... I was kinda' removed from my old place of employment, shall we say, force-ably?... And that's why I'm here every day...  But that's not my story here, that's for another day... No, this is my story today... 


So there I was screaming at the lions, laughing raucously at those giraffes and their freakin' necks - Boy, it must take an age for the food to get to their bellies - I'd shout at the sloths for being lazy and mimic the penguins and their stupid walk... Boy they do walk stupid! - But the thing I loved doin' best, my all time favourite thing was to watch those Gorillas... Those dumb bums, sitting there scratching'and pickin' at each other... And boy they hate it when I watch them, especially when I sit there, chomping on a ripe, tasty, yella banana... Oh yes, they hate that! They scream and they yell and they bang on that bullet proof glass, but they ain't gonna' get me, no sir... I am safe as freakin' houses, sittin' there on my bench...  I say my bench because when I sit on it, for some reason no one wants to sit near me... "Do I offend you?" I shout as they pass... But I get no answer, but I don't care, they can go and suck a lemon... This is my zoo and I can sit where I want to... But those Gorillas, they can't sit here, oh no, they can't get me, I am safe, I am happy... Or so I thought... Yes, that was until the day when one came and sat right down beside me... 


Ah crap, I thought... I've been doin' this most days for years...  He must have been pissed? Was this was to be my demise?  Oh lord let him be quick and merciful... 


I screwed up my eyes waiting for the pounding sting of the punch, but nuttin'.... I looked up... He was just sittin' there... doing nuttin'...  I knew these creatures were dumb, but come on... and how the hell did he get out anyway?... I stared at him, curious as to how he did it then suddenly he moved his hands to his head... Now at this point, I am big enough and ugly enough to admit that I was scared, I was petrified... 'Was this to be my end?' I thought. 
But no, instead of viciously mauling me as I had expected, the gorilla just removed his head? I am not jokin' around here... I kid you not... as god is my witness, mama mia! that ape took off his freakin' head and you know what was underneath? Do you? A head, a human head! Yes, that gorilla was a man... In a suit... A gorilla suit! But not just any man either...No! No wonder he was so convincing... This was Don McLeod... Apeman extraordinare, and a  man as famous for being an ape as I was for throwing up in the kids play area... Now that, my friend, that was a fun day... 

And he didn't even seem bothered when I started talking to him... Mind you he also didn't seem too bothered when I started itching my butt...

So I aksed him....


So, what do you need to bring out your inner gorilla?
Usually the pay check is a major motivation.  But on a performance level, I remove thoughts as much as possible and just try to be in a more primal state of mind.  I should add that having studied gorillas at the San Diego Zoo was a big help in understand the rhythms of movement and the gentle stillness of these wonderful creatures.

I heard that you stole the part of a gorilla called Otto… Because you were a better gorilla than a real gorilla?
This was when American Tourister Luggage wanted to remake a series of TV commercials, and were no longer able to use a real gorilla.  I wouldn’t say I was better than a real gorilla ... just more able to take direction and also more willing to execute actions on cue.”

Where do you get the suits? Are they specially tailored for you?
 “There are only a few special effects shops in the world that have made a professional anatomically correct gorilla suit.  My first suit (1980) for American Tourister was made by Oscar winner Rick Baker.  The Godfather of gorilla suits I should add.  And yes, the are “tailor-made” for me.  A body and head cast are taken and then a spandex muscle suit is built.  A fibreglass head piece is made from my head cast and then small motors (called servos) are attached to the inner shell.  These control the gorilla brows, nose and mouth.  Arms (both short & long) are made and feet.  The fur used is very costly and is mostly synthetic fibres with bits of Yak hair added for texture.  Add black contacts ... and bingo!  You have a gorilla suit.  The professional suits cost anywhere from $20,00 to $50,000 ... and even up to $100,000 plus for one of Rick Baker’s movie suits.”


What’s it like inside?
 “Very hot!  You sweat like crazy in the suit, as hardly any air gets in.  You are encased in a cloak of spandex, thick foam padding and the outer fur suit, along with a rubber arms, feet and a head full of sculpted teeth, tongue and foam latex topped with hand-punched hairs and no cherry on top!  There is a wonderful sense of loosing the human self ... and really becoming something else, as you have no normal reference points like seeing your own human limbs, or clothing.”

 Have you ever fainted?

 It can get up to 120 degrees on a hot day with a lot of running.  I’ve been hospitalised on several occasions due to heat exhaustion.  I nearly died working on a film (Tanya’s Island) in Puerto Rico.  I had lost most of my body fluids due to lack of sleep, extreme humidity, too many drinks in the bar the night before, and being left in the suit for 4 hours without a break.  I awoke in a hospital with tubes coming out of me and my heart rate was racing to the danger point.”


Do you have any special cooling methods?
 “I have used several.  I cool suit, which is basically Ice-packs inserted into a vest worn under the muscle suit or on a few jobs I’ve been hooked up to motorised ice box which forces cold air into a tube-lined vest.  But I rarely use them as it takes so much time to fiddle with the hookups and sometimes it gets too cold and the dramatic change in temperate can lead to serious health issues ... like pneumonia. 
The actor Kevin Peter Hall who starred as Harry in the TV series Harry and the Hendersons died as a result of complications from being in a creature suit for weeks on end with intense shifts in body temperature.”

How many costumes have you had? 
 “I’m on my 5th costume right now ... with frequent upgrades to head, arms, feet as needed.”

And where do you get the suits? Are they specially tailored for you?
 “I have friends who a major Hollywood special effects experts.  They have built the suits for me ... sometimes for a movie role and then I can have the suit once the job is finished.  My friend David Miller (creator of the original Feddie Kruger makeup) made the first version of the suit I now use, and Robert Devine has done all the upgrades and repairs on the current suit.”

Crap, really?! That's bad man.... 


So, what special mechanisms do you have? 
 “Brows, nose and lips are controlled by Remote Controls (the kind used to run a toy car or mini-drone type flying device  I can control the opening and closing of the mouth and the eyes are my own, so naturally I control those ... most of time.  The materials used have changed a lot over the years.  Better fur, lighter foam padding, and more subtle use of the motors used to animate the face.  But these days most gorillas you see in movies are all done through CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) and Motion Capture ... where an actor wears a unitard with sensors and a computer captures his/her movements and then they are generated by a software program that gives the gorilla life.  (Perter Jackson’s King Kong is a prime example).  I did a recent project in Seoul, Korea called Mr. Go ... a film about a baseball playing gorilla.  All done with CGI and Motion Capture.  I trained the actors in gorilla movement, butoh, mime and baseball (I was a college baseball player before I gave it up for the theatre.)”

A baseball playing Gorilla? Sounds crazy... But then again..?

I suppose they couldn't train a real Gorilla to play baseball... Hell in my experience you can't train a gorilla to do anything but sit on his fat butt all day eatin' fruit and scratchin'.... But I wondered why did he think that he worked better than the real thing?
 “Several reasons ... real gorillas are an endangered species and just aren’t available to be used in movement specific projects.  If I’m told to go sit on a rock or jump up and down or open a briefcase ... I can do it.  A real gorilla would just roll over and take a nap or likely move away.”

And when did you decide you liked being an animal better than a human? 
“I’ve always preferred the company of animals to that of most humans.  My first exposure to portraying a gorilla was in theatre school in a mime class.  I was assigned to choose an animal and bring my “animal” to class for a brief improvisation.  Once I got to understand more about gorillas I was hooked.”

Now I knew this guy from all the movies he'd been in... Yes I go to the movies, before they kick me out for being noisy and throwing popcorn that is... So how did that all start?
“There was a low-budget movie being filmed in the mountains of Big Bear in Southern California. They needed ape-like early men for the lead roles.  I tried out and got the job.  That was in the Winter of 1979.”

And you played a gorilla for three months in Japan?! Is that true or are you freakin' kidding me?
“There is a theme park in Southern Japan called Mitsui Greenland.  They had a live show that featured me as The Crazy Gorilla.  I was presented as a real gorilla, and rolled out onto the amphitheatre stage in a huge steel cage by a team of Japanese stagehands.  My scantily-clad assistant Sandra ran me thru a number of tricks:  i.e.  “what is 2 plus 3?” And I would pound the cage floor 5 times to great applause.  Then the tricks got more complicated and the crowd (still thinking I was a real ape) went wild when I could answer complicated math problems or point to body parts etc.  The show ended with me being released from the cage and doing a bit of break dancing to a popular Japanese J-pop song.  In the end I took off my head and revealed myself to be just a sweaty Caucasian actor from Hollywood.”

Then these two chicks walked past the bench, I smiled at them, a big toothy grin and politely said hello... I was an utter gentleman, but then for no reason these two looked shocked and ran off... I think it must have been Don... I'm mean a gorilla with human head? That's the thing of nightmares, I tell you... So I aksed...

So, has anybody truly freaked when they saw you? I mean really freaked?
 “Yes ... many times.  I’ve caused a riot in a Tokyo department store, when I accidentally scared a group of school girls on a tour, I’ve caused people to run into glass doors in American shopping malls, and when
working on the TV series Tarzan The Epic Adventures in South Africa I caused some of the local crew members to run screaming into the bush when I first came out of the dressing room.”

This did make me laugh! I had people scared of me, but they usually just give me the look... You know the one, like they've had a bad cannoli... But I only dreamed of screaming! When I had recovered I carried on with my questions.

And how many times have you been mistaken for a real gorilla? Has it ever landed anyone in trouble? 
 “American Tourister took me to the Miami Zoo for a promotion on time.  I was to be filmed outside the gorilla cage with the real gorillas next to me.  Everything went south when it was determined the male & female gorillas were trying to mate and was a major distraction.  I was rushed away by the zoo staff.  On another ill-fated TV news event, I was snuck into the Los Angeles Zoo and came out of the bushes next to the gorilla compound ... with me on the outside with the tourists.  Everyone panicked and ran in all directions.  The trainers thought a real gorilla had escaped and chased me in a golf cart with a tranquilliser gun.  I ran trying to tear off my ape mask and was yelling “don’t shoot ... I’m an actor in a suit” but they couldn’t hear me due to chaos.  I was detained in the zoo jail for several hours ... and abandoned by the TV news crew as they didn’t have permission to even be in the zoo with a news camera.”

You’ve been in so many crazily fantantastic comedies as a gorilla, including two of my personal favourites… 'Trading Places' and 'The man with two brains', but what was Ackroyd/ Murphy/ Martins’ (and all) initial reactions when they saw you in costume?
 “The reaction is always extreme curiosity mixed with laughter and a hesitation to get to close if though they know I’m a man in a suit.  Eddie Murphy put my ape head on and ran around the NY set ... telling everyone he was getting back to his primal roots.”

Did your they treat you differently in costume?
 “Yes ... the minute the gorilla head goes on I’m no longer Don McLeod the actor ... I’m sort of a semi-real animal that people can talk to and I talk back.  But they all end up cracking up and saying” I can’t believe I’m talking to an Ape.”  Once the suit is on ... actors/directors immediately look for my assistant if they want to ask something specific ... as though I can no longer understand them once the gorilla head goes on.”

Was it hard to keep a straight… ape face?
 “I laugh a lot inside the ape suit, but you can’t tell from looking at me, unless I’m physicalising the body movements.”

You acted alongside so many, what were they all like? Do you have any stories for us?
 “Eddie Murphy, Ackroyd, & Jamie Lee where great fun ... as they all are/were true professionals and very talented and funny to be around.  Steve Martin was very different from what I expected ... very stern and humourless when not filming.  
Robin Williams (Hook) was one of my favourite actors to work with.  He was incredibly humble and very interested in what was going on around him.  He was interested in what others were about ... not just himself.”

I knew it... I just knew it!




Now you and Beeks had a pretty romantic ending to that infamous scene in 'Trading Places', so you like to think that they did end up make sweet music together
 “I don’t want to think too much about
that possibility ... he was never really my type.  I was actually kind of hoping they’d put Jamie Lee Curtis in the cage with me ... but it wasn’t in the script.  But in Tanya’s Island I did indeed get the girl .... both literally and physically.”




Ha ha! But how fun was it to film that scene?
 “Yes ... famous humping scene.  Beeks (the actor) was not at all thrilled to be forever remember on film as the guy who got humped by a gorilla.  I’m being kind ... he was a pain in the ass (pun intended) during the whole scene.  




And what direction did John Landis give you? 

Landis just kept yelling “Hump him harder ... give it to him good!” 

Ha!

And the laugh! I like to think that’s how all gorillas laugh! Was that your idea?
The “laugh” was mostly done with body language/mime awareness on my part.  Gorillas can be very playful but they don’t laugh as such.  There is a great clip on YouTube of Koko the gorilla being tickled by the late Robin Williams, and she does almost appear to be laughing ... so perhaps I stand corrected.”

Now you haven't just done comedy. or played gorillas... You've also played a werewolf, a shadow and a… Greibbel… ?
“Yes ... I was one of the lead werewolves in the classic film The Howling.  In Hook I played Peter Pan’s Shadow and the Greibbel was a fantasay creature created by my good friend Rob Bottin (Total Recall, Robo Cop, The Thing, Legend).  My friend Mick Garris wrote the script, Joe Dante directed and it was part of Steven Speilbergs’s TV series called Amazing Stories.”




And what was Hayley Mills like to work with?
 “Hayley Mills was a real sweetheart ... as a young boy I had a big crush on her, so it was a joy to work with her after all those years.”






In the howling you played a werewolf! 
“I loved acting in the Howling, as I’d always liked the old werewolf movies and the Howling was (at the time) a ground-breaking special effects wonder with all those transformations by Rob Bottin and his crew.  The makeup did take a few hours each day, but once it was on it really was like wearing a second skin ... you hardly noticed it.  The chango-heads as we called them were puppets operated by cables and condom-bladders which were inflated on cue to give the effect of the actor’s face/neck expanding and transforming into a werewolf.  (All the Eddie Quest changes were done in a single shot, which was a leap ahead from the old stop, paste hair and cut back techniques we saw on actors like Oliver Reed and of course Lon Chaney & others.)”

You also doubled for Jack Nicholson is The witches of Eastwick, why didn’t he perform the character himself? He’s no stranger to prosthetics…
 “Well some of the effects (the devil transformation) were shot after principle filming had been completed.  And there was likely a Laker game on ... so no Jack.  Also a cost factor ... much cheaper to have a day of me in a Rob Bottin chest piece than to have Jack on set for something where you didn’t even need to see his face (just the chest expansion and hands swiping at the 3 witches in the miniature house.)”





I suppose you didn’t technically work with him but...
 “I never met him ... he was long gone when I was brought in by the special effects team (Rob Bottin shop and ILM)”

Do you know what he thought of your version of his character?
“It is very common that a special effect will be done on a “star” without them actually being on the set. I assume he thought I did a brilliant job (lol).”

You were also Quasimodo in Naked Gun 2 ½, that must have been a laugh?! Is Leslie Nielson as funny off camera as on?
 “Leslie Nielson was always cracking jokes, and he even carried a whoppie cushion (rubber fart bladder) around with him, which he would slip under an unsuspecting person when they were about to sit down.”

Bit of a shock about OJ though huh?!
 “OJ was a much better running back than he was an actor ... although he did a pretty good job during his murder trial.”

Ok then, so who do you consider as the best director that you’ve worked with?
 “I can’t really say there’s a best director as they are all very different.  Some are very sensitive to actors and others are more like military field generals.  But the most famous directors I’ve worked with (Spielberg, Dante, Landis) all had a wonderful sense of excitement and pure joy for the
art of film making which made it exciting to be a small part of a big group project.  Being a suit performer/ movement artist in most of my film and television roles, the directors have pretty much left me to my own devices, which is a real luxury for a performer.  “You’re the expert ... just do your thing.  But do it quick as we’re loosing our light.”  These are common paraphrased statements I’ve heard many times.”


What do yo think about other performers of your ilk? You know like Andy Serkis and the like?
“Andy is wonderful ... almost all his gorilla/ape roles have been created through Motion Capture. 
He is outstanding at primate movement and an excellent actor on all levels.  I like his work very much.  I’m more of an “old school” gorilla, the kind of suit performance that still uses the actor’s own eyes as opposed to mechanised eyes that some of the later suits have used.  I lot of the gorillas I’ve protrayed have been either comedy gorillas (Trading Places,  Man With Two Brains, etc) so the movement is more human and the timing is different than you would get from an actual primate.”

I stared in to the gorilla compound, 2 of them had been watching us for the past 10 minutes, they didn't seem disturbed by us one bit... I wondered...

Have you spent time with gorillas? Or did you just learn by watching them?
 “Many hours in the early days ... standing outside the gorilla compound at the San Diego Zoo and filming/watching the gorillas for hours on end.  I have not had the pleasure of going to Rwanda to actually be with a group of gorillas.  But I’ve worked on many projects with chimps and orang-utans, and I’ve been in long training sessions with a primatologist (for the film Born to be Wild).”


So then, how do you'se describe your job to people?
 “I just tell them I’m a professional gorilla during the day, and a Living Statue or Mime Artist after dark.  A professional shape-shifter of sorts.”


And Do you teach Gorilla... you know, just in case I fancy giving it a go...
"I have taught movement in theatre school and master classes in mime, mask, butoh and commedia all over the world.  I have also trained two younger assistant gorilla performers.  Adam Meir is a member of my Living Statue company and is now my main gorilla performer.  He was a former student of mine at the American Academy of Dramatic Art in Hollywood.  I still do the gorilla work on occasion, but for the most part Adam dons the costume for most of our jobs.”

I had heard he was a practitioner of somthin' called Butoh, So I aksed him more about that?
“Sometimes called the dance of the dark soul.  Butoh means earth dance or

stomp dance in Japanese -- Butoh is a little known Japanese art form that is somewhat like Kabuki or Noh theatre without the rules.  In butoh you let the moment, the environment and one’s inner feelings dictate the movements.  It is done with bent legs and performed very slow in an almost trance-like state.  It is all about transformation ... one can go from rock to man to woman to baby to demon to flora & fauna to wind, rain, insect for abstract image found only in the imagination.  It was very freeing for me as a movement artist.  Freeing from all the self consciousness and rules of classic mime, which I had studied with Marcel Marceau and performed for many years.  More info on Butoh can be found on my web site:  www.zenbutoh.com" 

So with all that under his belt I wondered what he liked best, man, monster or Ape?
“I really like a mix ...monsters are great fun as I get to work with talented special effects people who really create fifty percent of the character through the makeups and suits they bring to the various projects.  Mime is really the key art form for me ... it is the basis for all the creature work, for our Living Statue work, and certainly for the gorilla work.  These days I’m spending a lot of my time on writing.  My autobiographical novel, Gorilla Tales in almost completed and I’m looking forward to getting my stories out to the public.  I hope to do a book tour and signing in the gorilla costume.”




Now I was just about to suggest that he come wid me to put soap suds in the flamingo pool when we heard someone shout behind us... "Hey! Monkey!"

We both turned to see a zoo keeper running down the path towards us, shouting and waving a large net shouting about.

I took my chance - you know just in case something was to happen - and asked one last question...

So, Don do you actually like bananas?
"Yes ... even after having thousands of bananas thrust upon me during photo shoots, commercials or during public appearances."

And with that I jumped off the bench, thanked him profusely for his time and started running, with the keeper hot on my heals shouting "Bobo, you schmuck... How did you get out again?!... Get your ass back in your cage! Now"

I stopped and turned, sticking my tongue out at him, I thought for a moment about throwing more at him than just a banana at him, if you catch my drift?! But there was no time... What a predicament! To stay and talk more, or to run and hope I lose him? But however much I had enjoyed our time together my freedom was calling and if I had to spend one more day with the rest of those dumb apes I would lose my freakin' mind, so I ran and jumped and swang away! A talking monkey is a great attraction for the zoo, but I'd put money on it that they're regretting the day they saved me from that laboratory! 

But as I said, that's a story for another day....

For more info on Don go to his Website and his IMDB page 

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Two Wheels, Eight Legs... An interview with Harley Jane Kozak

I sat in the waiting room. The therapist had said she wouldn't be that much longer, and as I waited more people started to come in and sit around the circle. I had never done anything like this before, I had relied on patches and willpower to give up smoking, but this was something else... My fear of those eight legged little monsters had ruled my life for the past 40 years and now was the time to tackle it. 

The group had been recommended by a friend, who'd told me that  they brought in actual spiders to crawl on you! If I could do that, well then... It would be a bloody miracle.  

I started biting my nails, a horrible habit, but what the hell - I wasn't infecting my lungs any more, I was tackling this...and, hell, there were always false nails, right? I made a mental note to call my manicurist after the meeting.

After a few minutes the group leader popped his head round the door and said they were going to be late, apparently the Sex Addicts had gotten accidentally mixed in with the Claustrophobes and there was all kinds of trouble. I sighed and smiled knowingly at the woman beside me. I hadn't really looked around yet, but I'd expected it to be the same old crowd, a mixture of nervous wimps like me and a couple of burly men who were embarrassed by their irrational fears. There was always one of those. Doing a double take though, I realised I knew who the woman beside me was, at least I knew she looked familiar. I glanced quickly at her name tag, it read "Harley". I knew it! I bloody knew it! It was Harley Jane Kozak... Oh my God!

Harley Jane Kozak (born in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania on January the 28th, 1957) is an American actress and author.
Kozak starred in movies such as Parenthood (1989), Arachnophobia (1990),  
Necessary Roughness (1991), All I Want for Christmas (1991), The Favor (1994), Magic in the Water (1995) and the soap operas Texas (from November 1981 to December 1982 as Brette Wheeler), Guiding Light (from 1983 to 1985 and a one-day voiceover in February 1990, as both Annabelle Sims Reardon and Annabelle's deceased mother, in 1983 flashbacks, Annie Sims) and Santa Barbara (from 1985 to 1986 and again in 1989, as former nun, Mary Duvall McCormick). 
In Santa Barbara her character died in an accident where a giant neon letter "C" toppled on top of her during an argument atop the Capwell hotel. Viewers were so angry over Mary's death that they started a letter-writing campaign demanding for her reappearance. The show received such huge amounts of letters that eventually they admitted their mistake and asked Kozak to come back. She declined the offer since she was already working with other projects and she was proud of the unusual way her character had made her exit. 

And here she was... in an Arachnophobes meeting? Maybe appearing in "Arachnophobia" had scared her as much as it had me? And I only watched it!

I smiled again and introduced myself,  and we got chatting:

So Jane, what made you want to be an actress and writer? If you weren’t either of these, what do you think you would be? 
"Well, the fast answer would be...God. Or Destiny. Or just my nature. Whatever you like to call it. From a very early age, telling stories through writing, or by acting in plays, was fun. Obsessively fun. And even though I was socially shy, I felt free on the stage or on the page. And if I weren’t any of these, I imagine I’d be a frustrated something else, longing to act or write."   

I heard you worked as a waitress before making it in movies, this seems a natural progression
for actors! Did you serve, meet or even work with anyone who helped your career? 
"It’s true, I was a waitress for about 8 years, starting when I was still in high school. I was—I hope this doesn’t sound immodest—a very good waitress. But although I made great friends, some of them lifelong, no, none of them led to any Big Breaks. My best waitress memory was waiting on Tennessee Williams and William Borroughs. They ordered chilli."

So Harley... That isn't your real name is it?
"In the early 80’s I was living with a guy in a loft in New York City and the guy parked his motorcycle in the living room and one night, inspiration struck. Yes, I named myself after his motorcycle and legally changed it a few months later. It just seemed like the right thing to do."

I thought about my apartment and my past partners who left things in my living room, maybe it wouldn't be so cool if I named myself 'Garfield Coffee Mug' or 'Dirty Old socks'.

Now I knew Harley was a mum of 3, so the next question was easy... 
How do you find working and being a mum? I know you’ve had to pull out of jobs due to pregnancy?
"When I became pregnant with my first child, I was a series regular on an hour drama and they asked me to sit it out because they really didn’t want my character pregnant. That was a gift for me, because it let me go home, be pregnant, finish my first novel—and get paid for it."

And do your kids ever go on set with you?
"I have acted a few times since, and yes, my kids once or twice went on the set with me, but honestly, I took about 15 years off to be a mom and a novelist. I was very happy in my acting career in my single days, but I’d never have been able to raise kids with the kind of schedule I had then."

Do any of them have acting aspirations? 
"So far my kids have expressed little interest in acting, which is fine. A relief, even. For one thing, I’m way too lazy to be a stage mom. For another, it’s just not the easiest lifestyle. There’s a lot of rejection. It’s one thing for me to be rejected; I can take it. But watch my kids go through that? Horrors!"

You write, you act on TV as well as in film.. What do you prefer? 
"Apples and oranges. Impossible to say, really. They all have their up-sides."

You’d been in some iconic 80's comedy/romantic comedy movies such as ‘When Harry met Sally’ and ‘Parenthood’, bit of a jump from that to a horror/thriller (albeit a comedic version). Was it easy transition? What do you prefer?  
"Actually, my very first film was a horror movie (The House on Sorority Row) my first play was an opera (Dido and Aneas) and my first TV show was a soap. Every part is its own thing and we actors adore the variety. When Harry Met Sally was such a tiny part—just one scene—that it wasn’t nearly as fulfilling as Parenthood. But it was an iconic film (they both were) so I’m proud to have been a part of it. Some of my best acting and most fun has been in dumb films so it’s hard to pick “favourites” –  one film had the most wonderful co-stars, another had the greatest director, one had the most exotic location, one was filmed during an especially happy year in my life, in one I got to work with wolves, one had the best-written dialogue, one had a genius cinematographer, etc. etc."




Now, we’ve heard so many rumours about Steve Martin, (Whom I think is a comedy genius) but what was he really like to work with? A bit of a diva? 
"Not a diva at all, but a rather shy man unless he knows you well. He has a lot of dignity, which is not what you might expect, given the wild and crazy guys he plays. I think he was less comfortable being recognized (constantly!) in public than many stars."

And I have to ask about the lovely Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal, what were they like? 
"Both really wonderful and generous and made me feel very welcome. When you only work one day on a movie set, you feel like a visitor to someone else’s home, but they were extremely hospitable."

Would you like to have your novels adapted into movies? If so, what roles would you like best? 
"YES! YES! I have kids to put through college. If you mean, what roles would I play, the answer is none. I never seem to remember to write myself parts in my books. I’m way too old for the heroine (Wollie, in my series books.) I suppose I could play Wollie’s mother."

When you write, does your acting background make it easier to write dialogue? 
"Definitely. It’s the most obvious advantage of being in both worlds. I act out my dialogue all the time and constantly mess with it until it feels natural to me-the-actress."

Did you ever meet Robin Williams? What a tragic loss… It must be such a pressurised industry? I used to work in post-production and that was tough enough, but I can’t imagine what incredible pressure it is being judged for every move you make. 
"I auditioned once with him and remember him as the kindest person imaginable. He was a huge star, of course, and I was a complete nobody, but he treated me as an equal. It’s hard to overstate what that means to an actor in an audition. I don’t even remember the part – some small part in Awakenings, I think (which of course I didn’t get). But I’ll never forget him. It is a tragic loss. And yes, it’s a lot of pressure to be a star of his magnitude, and there’s no doubt that fame derails people all the time, but in Robin’s case I assume he was dealing with depression. And depression that serious can affect anyone, in any profession, at any age."

Actually, I thought, what is it like being famous? 
"I am honoured that you think of me as famous, but I promise you, if you came over for dinner and said that, my 3 kids would look at you and say, “why are you asking her?” I can shop for food and pick up the drycleaning and walk the dogs all over the neighbourhood. I’m pretty sure Brad Pitt can’t do that. He’s famous. I’m just...an actor. And a writer. Which is much better in terms of sanity... and picking up drycleaning."

Now I couldn't put it off any longer, I had to ask about the film Arachnophobia (1990), I just had to. I took a very deep breath and started. 

I bet you have lots of people telling you their ‘I was so terrified at Arachnophobia’ stories. My favourite is the one my husband tells - he is not at all scared of spiders – He was 18 when the film came out and went to see it with friends and a bag of rubber bands. During each spider scene they would launch their bands into the audience; there were screams, cries and people jumping out of their seats! Rod and his friends found it hilarious, until they were forcibly asked to leave. Still a great story though! 
"Wow—very creative, your husband. That’s actually the best story I’ve heard, although reportedly some poor woman fainted in some theatre and had to be taken away by ambulance the week the movie came out."

What was the audition process like? What did you have to do? 
"I probably read a scene or two and had a nice chat with Frank Marshall, the director. He asked if I had a problem with spiders, and I said, no, and that was that."

What was it like filming with the spiders? 
"It was fine. The scene at the end where they’re all over the house? A good portion of those were plastic. And many of the shots were done without the actors, and edited to look like we’re all there together. It wasn’t that challenging, frankly."

Did they have ‘stunt’ spiders? I know they have people providing the spiders; did you have to be careful not to actually hurt them? 
"I don’t believe spiders are truly trainable, so I don’t think there were any star or stunt spiders. Except for the animatronic ones. Also, they had people assigned just to the spiders. Wranglers. It was a highly professional set—a Steven Spielberg production—and it was a point of honour not to hurt any spiders. I don’t think I ever touched them in the film; at most I just shared some shots with them."

Did you have a stunt double, or did you do your own stunts? 
"I have a vague memory of the burning house scene at the end that required a stunt double—running away from the fire, I think. It wasn’t much of a stunt, but it’s not a badge of courage to do your own stunts and usually you’re not given a choice. They hire one for you when they think it’s necessary (unless it’s a low-budget, non-union film, and then—good luck.) If a star is injured in a stunt, the production would have to shut down or film around him/her, which can be wildly expensive. Also, stunt people are well-trained and very talented, so why use an amateur (the actor)? It doesn’t make economic sense. And the actor is usually paid more than the stunt people and it’s not a good use of the actor’s working hours—using stunt people is a bargain. Also, I have a great respect for stunt people and wouldn’t want to deprive them of work." 


What was Jeff Daniels like? He seems so lovely... and John Goodman? 
"Both fantastic. Just what you’d expect. Wonderful actors, great guys."

How on earth do you get yourself prepared for a role like that?! 
"It was pretty easy. I was just your basic wife and mother, confronted by killer spiders."

Were any of the cast scared? 
"I don’t think so. If they were, they probably kept it to themselves. We had spider tutorials and very talented spider wranglers and so it wasn’t like the arachnids took over the set.  I remember them as being very well-behaved. Although, when they got cold, they’d curl up and refuse to move. Very unprofessional."

We laughed about how ill I was when I first watched the movie and asked...

...and you?
"I am so sorry to have made you ill. And no, I’m happy to say I’m okay with spiders. It’s rodents I can’t stand. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend anyone, but I just don’t like them. Except for Mickey and Minnie Mouse. They’re okay."

Was all the fear acting then?! 
"Yup!"

Ok... I thought, this was getting weird, so she wasn't really scared of spiders?? But just as I was about to broach the subject of why she was here the group leader came in, all smiles and apologies for his lateness. he sat on the other side of me and looked very friendly, but he didn't seem to have any spiders with him? Maybe they came in later I thought.

We were asked to stand up and introduce ourselves, as I was sitting beside him I was asked to go first. I tentatively rose out of my chair and stated my name, then started telling the tale of my childhood and how my brother had put a spider down my dress and how this lead to years of fear and terror at the very mention of them. I went on and on about how I was bitten by one once and my hand swelled up, and waxed lyrical about how that made it some way a logical fear and so I shouldn't really be blamed for it...

It was only after about 10 minutes of going on and on, that I noted that a few, if not all of the other people in the room looked confused. I looked at Harley who was looking as confused as the others if not more so. I also noted in her hand her new book. This was confusing...

Then it hit me, I hadn't had I? Oh lord please say I hadn't? I quickly pulled the course timetable out of my back pocket and checked the schedule. 

"Is this room B15?" I asked the guy, "Arachnophobes Anonymous?"  

"This is D15," he replied "Creative Writing. Special guest speaker Harley Jane Kozak" 

My cheeks burned red and I looked back at Harley. She smiled at me with kind eyes but the damage had been done, I grinned with embarrassment, apologised for my mistake and started making my way out of the room. Then I suddenly thought...come on! One more question, nothing could make this worse! I turned back to Harley and asked, 'So if a crazy load of man eating spiders did attack your town… Do you think you could handle it???' To which she answered with a grin...
"YES! YES! BRING THEM ON! I’m ready!"

And so was I! As long as I could find room B15 that was...







For more information on Harley, go to: 
http://www.harleyjanekozak.com/